I mentioned last time that I had every intention of chronicling our lies. Apparently that was a lie. We didn’t really realize how fast and furious the lies would build upon themselves. A couple short examples:
Archive for February, 2007
The Lie Chronicles. #001 – Bobby
February 2, 2007
This first lie actually only counts as a half-lie (not to be confused with the PC Game “Half-Life” in which, you destroy life as opposed to creating it). I say a half-lie because it occurred on the Saturday night before we took the home pregnancy test and we only had strong suspicions that we had created said life.
The Doctor
February 2, 2007
This is Cristina’s report of her first visit with her new general practicioner on 02/01/07. The Doctor’s name is Rhoda Estrella-something. She was referred to us by several close friends who have lived in our area significantly longer than we have. Apparently she is pretty nice. Anyway, the morning (again, according to Cristina) went a little something like this:
