Sariah, Shilav; Shilav, Sariah

Keeping true to her Hebrew namesake, Sariah recently had a photoshoot with Israeli clothing company “Shilav”. Cristina took her to the all-day photoshoot where they took a shilav-load of pictures in lots of different outfits for their upcoming catalog.

Until then, she is being seen by hordes of Hebrew speaking mommies only through the power of the internets

It looks like this (you can click on the photo to follow the link and buy Israeli clothing for your child, don’t eat manischewitz without it!):

Twilight… ugh…

So I don’t mind the existence of the Twilight novels, although I have no intention of reading them. I also don’t mind the making of the Twilight movie, although I have no intention of seeing it because there are lots of other things that have to take priority, like watering the rocks.

Twilight fans are a whole different story. They are much more pervasive than the actual Twilight stuff. They are everywhere and there is no escaping them (mostly because I am married to one of them). 

But now I must contend that Stephanie Meyer, despite being hailed by professional writers as a hack, has discovered some sort of new neurolinguistic programming method (translation: voodoo witchcraft) that induces a subtle hypnosis.

Some of you may think I am overreacting but please, stand back and be amazed (see: disgusted) as I present my “open-and-shut” case:

 Some crazy (and I mean crazy with a  capital “Nutjob”;  Twilight fan decided to make a little tribute to Twilight… a handmade craft, if you will.

Yes that’s right - I present to you, in all it’s glory: Bella’s WOMB!!!!!!

Dear Focus on the Family, please address this threat to our children.

Sincerely, Ryan